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zOmg! New badges!

Yup, you heard me! I distributed all the new badges, created by [Za'leia] this morning!

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We're still waiting on just ONE badge, that being the Slut of the Week winners badge, so please bear with us.

Additionally, if you have created a wiki that became official, but have not recieved your contractor's badge, then please message [RitoriMisu] with the name of your wiki. DO NOT try to fake a claim, because this will be seen as badge fraud, and will result in an immediate ban!

On another hand (because I seem to have at least 3 of them... o_O), I would like to introduce several new job positions here at FAKE:

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Volunteers are the people who have some of the most important jobs here at FAKE. They help to come up with new ideas, and are given a badge after three of their ideas are used. :) This is a job that you need not apply for. Just make suggestions at Fake Improvement Suggestions.

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Donors help to make FAKE's hardware run smoothly, by enabling [Virgin Slut] to update as the membership on FAKE grows. Donors are awarded with colour capabilites. The minimum donation to recieve colour capabilities is $12 USD. You may donate in portions, if you need to. Paypal is accepted. As of right now, please donate via <URI:donate.html>, and in your Paypal comments section, mark that the funds are meant for FAKE, along with your FAKE username as this is untested.

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A subdivision of the Guards, the FAKE police is very similar to the patrollers of Elftown. Only [RitoriMisu] and [Virgin Slut] can decide if your guard reports ammount to a proper badge, and they decide based on the validity, intensity of the offense, and frequency of your reports.

Date: 2006-11-20 13:15:03
News #: 17
Reporter: Kieli

We've Waited Long Enough...

Yes, that's right. I know that everyone's been loong awaiting this news.
And now, the winners of the Sexiest Halloween Costume Contest and the Best Halloween Sexy Story aaaaaaaaaaare:

For the girls:
[Burnouthappy]

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And for the guys: [Fabian]

Submission:
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And the story of The Sacrificial Tablet by [Prince Albert] and [horny angel babe 69]

Date: 2006-11-16 22:58:10
News #: 16
Reporter: Lady Di

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

So you all thought that FAKE wasn't in the Halloween spirit, now did ya?? Well, you gots that wrong! Introducting the...
Sexiest Halloween Costume Contest

No artistic talent required, just a camera, a sexy costume, and the ability to use a keyboard!
And I bet all of my writers thought I forgot about them too. Well have no fear!
Best Halloween Sexy Story

I think that title says it all ~_^
So go out, eat some candy, take some pictures, write some stories, don't do anything I wouldn't do, and have a Happy Halloween y'all!


~[Lady Di]~

Date: 2006-10-26 03:25:37
News #: 15
Reporter: Lady Di

Happening's Around FAKE

Wow with all the sexy stuff to do around here, it's a wonder how people keep track of all the contests and such around this site!
So, to make it a little easier for y'all, here's a nice little list:
Fake Awards is FINALLY up and running (if you haven't seen the advertisment at the side of main). Think your slave deserves the "best slave award" or that your girl deserves the "best tits award"?! Well, come and nominate them and who knows, your slave may nominate you back for "best master award"! Many things can happen here on FAKE.
♥ There is only 9 days that's right 9 until the end of the FAKE Front Page Image Contest! Hurry up and get your submissions in!
Daily Sex Story and Slut of the Week are in need of precipitants who think they have the talent (and the sexiness) to be featured on main! Even if you don't think you have either...who knows! FAKE holds much mystery and surprise!

   And remember:
      all you have to do is
Imagine!


Yours truely,
~[Lady Di]~

Date: 2006-05-04 20:02:32
News #: 14
Reporter: Lady Di
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