Yup, you heard me! I distributed all the new badges, created by [
Za'leia] this morning!
We're still waiting on just ONE badge, that being the
Slut of the Week winners badge, so please bear with us.
Additionally, if you have created a wiki that became official, but have not recieved your contractor's badge, then please message [
RitoriMisu] with the name of your wiki. DO NOT try to fake a claim, because this will be seen as badge fraud, and will result in an immediate ban!
On another hand (because I seem to have at least 3 of them... o_O), I would like to introduce several new job positions here at FAKE:

Volunteers are the people who have some of the most important jobs here at FAKE. They help to come up with new ideas, and are given a badge after three of their ideas are used. :) This is a job that you need not apply for. Just make suggestions at
Fake Improvement Suggestions.

Donors help to make FAKE's hardware run smoothly, by enabling [
Virgin Slut] to update as the membership on FAKE grows. Donors are awarded with colour capabilites. The minimum donation to recieve colour capabilities is $12 USD. You may donate in portions, if you need to. Paypal is accepted. As of right now, please donate via
<URI:donate.html>, and in your Paypal comments section, mark that the funds are meant for FAKE, along with your FAKE username as this is untested.

A subdivision of the
Guards, the FAKE police is very similar to the patrollers of Elftown. Only [
RitoriMisu] and [
Virgin Slut] can decide if your guard reports ammount to a proper badge, and they decide based on the validity, intensity of the offense, and frequency of your reports.