Hi. I'm Seth.
First of all, I'd like to lie to you and tell you that I just so happen to be the most amazing man you will ever meet in your life.

That said, I'd like to actually talk about me.
I'm 18. Meaning yes, I can buy cigarettes, porn, lottery tickets, and get arrested for having sex with girls younger than I am.
I have a strange sense of humor. Don't hate yourself if I laugh at you and you don't get it.
I am a hardcore Vegitarian/Vegan. Yes, I know, I'm awesome.
I am also awesome because I just so happen to make [Lollipop Rage] smile. -le gasp- My smartnnnzzz makz hur smyl, yo. :]
((If you ever message me using that talk, I'll hate you for eternity.))
I am NOT here for the sex bullshit.
I have a beautiful girlfriend, please leave me alone if your attentions are to get into my theoretical pants.
No, I wont take pictures of my cock for you. I have a bit more decency than that.
If you have some huge number of relations, all of which explain how sexy you are, I probably wont talk to you.
If you're stupid, try to come onto me, etc, I probably also wont talk to you.
I'm vicious if you piss me off, so please don't do it because I enjoy being a nice guy.
Meaning: Don't try to be my girlfriend, don't try to tell me how to live my life, or whatever. Because I'll tear you down.
Telling me that you could get any of 20 guys to have sex with you at your beck and call will make me call you a slut. Do not expect any different.
If I call you a slut, I blame you for it. Don't give yourself up so easily then.
No, I will NEVER give you my number, stalker-freaks.
You don't need to come see me, ever.
You don't need to hear my voice, or see more of me than I want to show.


I wrote this, and [Lollipop Rage] says I forgot something.
I haz da dumb.
"That you're fucking AMAZING ^.^"
Oh yes, you're right.
I did forget that.
Damn. >>;;
Did we mention I'm amazing?






Yes. I love her.
Cliche, I know.
But I do.





I think everyone who looks at my page should message me.
let's be friends.
I like friends.
:]

Add me to:
AIM: sethestatic
MSN:seth.william@live.com
Myspace: myspace.com/sethnowornever

Anyone can add.
Just let me know who you are.