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/me <action>                                                                Performs an actions. IE: Stephen dances.
/nick <newnickname>                                                         Changes your nickname into the entered nickname.
/ns register {yourPassword} {yourEmailAccountName@yourMailProvider}         Allows you to protect your nickname with a password.
/ignore <nickname>                                                          Ignores all messages from that nickname.
/unignore <nickname>                                                        Remove an ignore from a nickname.
/query <nickname>                                                           Sends a private message to that nickname.
/whois <nickname>                                                           Looks up information about nickname.
/join <#channel name>                                                       Opens another channel in a different tab. (IE: /join #Elfpack)
/clear                                                                      Clears the chat box.
/away <message>                                                             Displays a message when someone uses the "/whois" command on you.




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2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: *smiles* I'm slow like that. I like metal to a point. I prefer rock honestly.

2010-08-01 [im done]: hm yeah

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: Yeah. Seether is definitely one of my top 5 bands though.

2010-08-01 [7ohgv]: seether ft amy broken ftw!

2010-08-01 [Arctic Knight]: Hell yeah!!! Best duet I have heard yet!!

2010-08-03 [7ohgv]: fuck.....im bored and noone wants to see me do w.e. they want on webcam @_@

2010-08-03 [im done]: :P
I love that song

2010-08-03 [7ohgv]: i dont even wanna do nasty stuff....unless they want me to >.> lolol Hi Karissa

2010-08-03 [im done]: lol hi's :)
I'm feeling so much better :D

2010-08-03 [Arctic Knight]: lol...hey Karissa. Why are you feeling better? It's a great song. Hey Jimmy.

2010-08-03 [7ohgv]: o u were feeling bad? lol hey karissa you ever gonna accept the friend request on yahoo im??? oh btw Jimmy i added you on my yahoo im lol

2010-08-03 [7ohgv]: i do belive if i got in a fight while listening to michael jackson beat it I WOULD WIN! i was actin stupid and doing martial arts to it (i took TKD SR. GRN BELT )

2010-08-03 [im done]: I had very but muscle pain from swimming all day and it hurt for like 4 days :(
I might. I'm trying to catch up on my e'mails :P

2010-08-03 [7ohgv]: oooooooh that why you need a good fucking....massage lol

2010-08-03 [Arctic Knight]: Ooo...congrats. I know...something. Not sure exactly what it's called though...my dad (2nd degree Black in TKD-Dan Style) taught me. Then I started kicking the shit outta my lil bro and he stopped.

2010-08-03 [7ohgv]: lolololololoollololol theres one kick called and axe kick if you do it right and all that on someones shoulder it can like snap their neck

2010-08-03 [Arctic Knight]: Oh I know...I've done it. Not the snapping the neck but he dropped like an anvil. I thought I killed him.

2010-08-03 [im done]: ...Yeah if your tall enough...I'm not

2010-08-03 [7ohgv]: im not tall myself :) but i can jump good lol my friend is like 6FT 5 + and i could PROBALY knee him int he jaw im like...5 ft4 sumthn lol

2010-08-03 [im done]: lol
Well I don't have to break a neck if I know how to brake an arm pretty good. Don't ask.

2010-08-03 [7ohgv]: lol i broke my ankle in p.e. lol....i was doing karate and my friends were copying me and tried trippin me and another friend fell on him he fell on me and my leg did a figure 4 and twisted it til the lil knobby bone cracked

2010-08-03 [Arctic Knight]: I ask...what happened Karissa? And Jimmy...OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

2010-08-03 [im done]: ...eww >.<
didn't need to know the details...

2010-08-03 [7ohgv]: thats was....like 07 and i still cant STAND to have it touched

2010-08-03 [7ohgv]: yay listenign to broken :D

2010-08-03 [im done]: me too ^_^
I broke my ex boyfriends' arm :P
A 16 year old boy is hitting on me and it's hilarious XD

2010-08-03 [Arctic Knight]: Hahaha...good song! Psst...I think Karissa is ignoring me.

2010-08-03 [Arctic Knight]: *is not 16 so it's not him*

2010-08-03 [7ohgv]: lol he dont kno how to work his.....lol nvm

2010-08-03 [Arctic Knight]: Hahaha...no kidding.

2010-08-03 [im done]: haha im not ignoring anyone :)

2010-08-03 [7ohgv]: ya know...sometimes i feel like lil ke when my trunk is steady hummin i had to leave my bitch cuz i fell in love with my chrome plated woman

2010-08-03 [Arctic Knight]: You no message me back. :P Tis okay though...friends?

2010-08-03 [im done]: chrome plated woman...I'm not going to ask
I'm not answering anyones messages :P
I'm too lazy to go through them all >_<

2010-08-03 [Arctic Knight]: Aww...I'm not special no mores. After the massage and everything. *fake sulks in the corner*

2010-08-03 [7ohgv]: lol chrome plated woman is his car its froma song

2010-08-03 [im done]: I figured that
why are you crying now?

2010-08-03 [7ohgv]: cuz he went wee wee wee all the way home?

2010-08-03 [im done]: hm
James do you need a tissue? ^_^

2010-08-03 [7ohgv]: hehehe ur fun to talk to karissa lol oh he added me on yahoo im and msgd me a bit and said hes goin to bed

2010-08-03 [im done]: Oh fine :P
I'm fun to talk to...cool :)

2010-08-03 [7ohgv]: lol oh fine what? lol finally gonan add me? rofl

2010-08-03 [im done]: Oh fine that he left me without saying goodnight :(
How are you? :P

2010-08-03 [7ohgv]: good bored and RP'ING (its fun)

2010-08-03 [im done]: rp'ing?

2010-08-03 [7ohgv]: roleplaying :P wann try it with me? it doesnt hafta be nasty it can be anyhting you and the person you do it with wants to be :)look on my page click the green sword and find the lil guy with purple hair thats my toon

2010-08-03 [im done]: oh
role playing...lol
like this:
*then I gently graze my breasts against your broad back*
lol

2010-08-03 [7ohgv]: yes 0.o we can do it that way if youd liek *pants*

2010-08-03 [im done]: lol
then give me another example cause I only know how to do the sexy ones :P
*smiles pleasantly*

2010-08-03 [7ohgv]: check ur mail @_@

2010-08-03 [Arctic Knight]: *runs up and hugs Karissa from behind* SORRY!!! Thought you was busy with Jimmy, not me, and just didn't bother you.

2010-08-04 [im done]: ASS RAPE >_<
oh lol hi :D

2010-08-04 [Arctic Knight]: *kisses your cheek and steps away* Hi you...what did Master Walice want? I don't like the guy and neither does half the other women on this site.

2010-08-04 [im done]: he just wanted some pictures for walice works divas

2010-08-04 [Arctic Knight]: Ah. Okay...curious. *sits on the floor*

2010-08-04 [im done]: ...Why are you curious? :P
So why did you leave me without saying "Goodnight"? :(

2010-08-04 [Arctic Knight]: I'm naturally curious. I just about passed out from lack of sleep. I'm sorry dear...I won't do it again.

2010-08-04 [7ohgv]: yea ya lil bitch! dont ever go to sleep FREDDY WILL GET YOU!

2010-08-04 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: Hey :)

2010-08-04 [7ohgv]: hi :)

2010-08-04 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: How is everyone here?

2010-08-04 [7ohgv]: wished to be fucked and fucked up :(

2010-08-04 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: Fucked and fucked up...sounds good
I haven't been on here in a while :P

2010-08-04 [7ohgv]: lol not missing much

2010-08-04 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: Well that's good lol
What do you know about Karissa?

2010-08-04 [7ohgv]: she kewl lol and i make her wet

2010-08-04 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: Oh really? nice lol

2010-08-04 [7ohgv]: im l33t liek that

2010-08-04 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: She's my ex :P

2010-08-04 [7ohgv]: loloz nice

2010-08-04 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: Yeah she's a sassy thing :P

2010-08-04 [7ohgv]: lol indeed

2010-08-04 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: lol
So what do you guys want to talk about on here? :)

2010-08-04 [7ohgv]: idk

2010-08-04 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: Well I would talk sexy but I can tell your straight lol
So what kind of music do you like? :D

2010-08-04 [7ohgv]: HIM UGK NIRVANA LED ZEPPLIN ETC. RAP AND ROCK

2010-08-04 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: fun, same :P

2010-08-04 [im done]: I'm back :)

2010-08-04 [Arctic Knight]: Welcome back Karissa. I am too...for now. ^_^ How was dinner?

2010-08-04 [im done]: It was good :)

2010-08-04 [7ohgv]: herro pplz

2010-08-04 [im done]: herro? lol

2010-08-04 [7ohgv]: asians >.> lololz well....i fucked my ex lol i only did it to make her hate me

2010-08-04 [im done]: ...fuck her to make her hate you?

2010-08-04 [7ohgv]: yep...she wants to get back with me thats why she fucked me and i was uh uh aint happening lol i went to get her a glass of water wich i swished around in my mouth and spit in the cup but she didnt want it cuz she was upset i was liek FUCK!

2010-08-04 [im done]: lol

2010-08-04 [7ohgv]: yea lol

2010-08-04 [im done]: That's gross...

2010-08-04 [7ohgv]: exactly! i wish it woulda been someone else tho rofl

2010-08-04 [im done]: Yeah mine too O_O lol

2010-08-04 [7ohgv]: .> u wanted to be that girl huh?

2010-08-04 [im done]: lol i wanted a different guy :(

2010-08-04 [7ohgv]: .> fine guess i didnt do good enuff last night....

2010-08-04 [im done]: you did fine :P

2010-08-04 [7ohgv]: yea sorry i misread the way you typed it lol i thot u were a virgin -_0

2010-08-04 [im done]: o.O...misread what?
I am a virgin and proud to be

2010-08-04 [7ohgv]: i said i bet you wanted to be the girl i did tonite and thats kewl

2010-08-04 [im done]: Oh :P

2010-08-04 [7ohgv]: lol

2010-08-04 [Arctic Knight]: *walks in and got the last part of the convo* What? What happened last night?

2010-08-04 [Master Eric]: whoa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2010-08-04 [Arctic Knight]: Hello Eric.

2010-08-04 [7ohgv]: oh mani got my dick sucked by 24 female leprechauns then a mushroom fairy came and raped me ( i was more than willing) man it was a wonderful night!

2010-08-04 [Arctic Knight]: Hahaha...are you high again?

2010-08-04 [7ohgv]: nope :)

2010-08-04 [Arctic Knight]: :P Alright.

2010-08-04 [7ohgv]: lol wuts up man?

2010-08-04 [im done]: I woke up next to a huge ass spider today O.O
-pets the big ass spider
:D

2010-08-04 [Arctic Knight]: Nothing much dude. How about you?
O_O I love spiders.

2010-08-04 [im done]: :D I do too...until they bite me :(

2010-08-04 [7ohgv]: nadda O.O karissa you gonna add me on yahoo im yet!!??!!?

2010-08-04 [Arctic Knight]: Well don't let them bite you honey. :D I bet you'd make a sexy Spiderwoman though.

2010-08-04 [7ohgv]: spiders dont bite me....i bite THEM!

2010-08-04 [7ohgv]: CUZ IM A BOSS LIKE THAT!

2010-08-04 [Arctic Knight]: Oh geez

2010-08-04 [7ohgv]: thaqts righ O.G.'S (orginal gangsters

2010-08-04 [Arctic Knight]: Hahaha. Nice

2010-08-04 [7ohgv]: hellz yuh

2010-08-04 [Arctic Knight]: I WANT YOUR SHIRT!!!

2010-08-04 [7ohgv]: nay!

2010-08-04 [im done]: lol no spider-woman for me... :P

2010-08-04 [Arctic Knight]: But you would look gorgeous...red tights and spiderwebs would make the best bondage equipment. lol

2010-08-04 [im done]: lol
It would :)

2010-08-04 [Arctic Knight]: :P I am the first victim!!! lol

2010-08-04 [7ohgv]: i call second (same time as othr jimmy)

2010-08-04 [Arctic Knight]: Hahaha...side by side?

2010-08-04 [7ohgv]: if its kewl with you 0_o god knows wtf shell do once were tied

2010-08-04 [Arctic Knight]: It's cool NEXT to you. She can't make us do anything to each other that way. lol

2010-08-04 [7ohgv]: RIGHT! whew!

2010-08-05 [im done]: lol O.O
...ok

2010-08-05 [Arctic Knight]: *waves at Karissa*

2010-08-05 [7ohgv]: *waves at both of them*

2010-08-05 [im done]: :D
hi
-waves back

2010-08-05 [Fenix Fresh]: Slam.

2010-08-05 [Arctic Knight]: *waves at Lottie* Hi.

2010-08-05 [Fenix Fresh]: Ello ello

2010-08-05 [Arctic Knight]: How is you?

2010-08-05 [7ohgv]: get ur ass back on yahoo im now slave :D

2010-08-05 [Arctic Knight]: Ha ha...no!! I'm not on my computer now. I'm on my girl's comp.

2010-08-05 [7ohgv]: she got nudes on there?

2010-08-05 [Fenix Fresh]: HA.

2010-08-05 [7ohgv]: P!ATD is fuckn awesome fuck what ppl say

2010-08-05 [Arctic Knight]: No she doesn't. She isn't comfortable with doing that...yet. But Lottie...you are feeling ha? ^_^

2010-08-05 [7ohgv]: then she doesnt concern me...rofl jk man give me a GOOD band and ill do my funny sentence shit XD

2010-08-05 [Fenix Fresh]: Yeah I was feeling ha, "amused", as it were. So mleh =P

2010-08-05 [7ohgv]: RHCP pwns face

2010-08-05 [Arctic Knight]: Amen on that one!! RHCP is amazing!! How about Forever the Sickest Kids?

2010-08-05 [Arctic Knight]: I understand that Lottie.

2010-08-05 [7ohgv]: eh >.> dnt knwo em

2010-08-05 [7ohgv]: like kiss godsmack HIM ac/dc rancid RHCP nirvana etc cept godsmach already used em

2010-08-05 [Arctic Knight]: We the Kings?

2010-08-05 [Arctic Knight]: Hmm...Rancid kissed the RCHP using AC/DC right into Nirvana and recieved a Godsmack from HIM. HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I like it!

2010-08-05 [Fenix Fresh]: Lesbians be hittin' on me.....

2010-08-05 [Arctic Knight]: *looks in his pants* I'm technically a lesbian cuz I like only girls but I ain't hitting on you.

2010-08-05 [7ohgv]: how bout led zepplin....ahahah

2010-08-05 [Fenix Fresh]: Thank you......? o_O

2010-08-05 [Arctic Knight]: I'm still stealing your shirt. lol sure...you do that one. Though I like mine more.

2010-08-05 [7ohgv]: Ifell down the stairway to heaven so i was dazed and confuzed and when the angles tried checking on me we had a communication breakdown so i sued him!

2010-08-05 [Arctic Knight]: AWESOME!!!

2010-08-05 [7ohgv]: damn right

2010-08-05 [Fenix Fresh]: Refund.

2010-08-05 [7ohgv]: ? lol

2010-08-05 [Arctic Knight]: Hahaha...which was better Lottie?? Jimmy's or Jimmy's?

2010-08-05 [7ohgv]: oh jeez >.<

2010-08-05 [Fenix Fresh]: My brain just exploded. Gotta go.

2010-08-05 [7ohgv]: lolol damn microwaves

2010-08-05 [im done]: My legs are so smooth =^_^=

2010-08-05 [7ohgv]: /clap

2010-08-05 [Arctic Knight]: *holds out my hand towards Karissa* May I?

2010-08-05 [7ohgv]: *slaps hand* NO ! runs upa nd touches first!

2010-08-05 [Arctic Knight]: At least I asked!! *pouts in the corner*

2010-08-05 [im done]: lol
sorry was random :D

2010-08-05 [7ohgv]: uh dude other leg duh!

2010-08-05 [Arctic Knight]: Oh yeah.

2010-08-05 [7ohgv]: DERP!

2010-08-05 [im done]: lol
-hides legs under my dress
:P

2010-08-05 [Arctic Knight]: And you have a dress on?? *facepalms* Bad Jimmy...both of us.

2010-08-05 [7ohgv]: lol

2010-08-05 [im done]: -smiles
yup I love this dress ^_^

2010-08-05 [Arctic Knight]: I wanna see. ^_^ Hey Karissa...got a question for you. PM me please?

2010-08-05 [im done]: lol half my boobs are tan O.O

2010-08-05 [7ohgv]: oooooooooooooooo

2010-08-05 [Arctic Knight]: O_O Now that I wanna see. lol

2010-08-05 [im done]: lol its weird...O.o
oh well :D

2010-08-05 [Arctic Knight]: XD I still wanna see.

2010-08-05 [7ohgv]: lol

2010-08-05 [im done]: lol I know you do :P

2010-08-05 [Arctic Knight]: :P Karissa...may I add you to my Yahoo messenger anyways? No webcam necessary. Please? *gets on my knees*

2010-08-05 [im done]: um sure hun :)

2010-08-05 [Arctic Knight]: Yes!! *runs around* Where's my Yahoo password?

2010-08-05 [michaellyonheart]: bored out of my mind .

2010-08-05 [im done]: lol sorry hun :P

2010-08-05 [7ohgv]: /wrist im totaly fuckn buzzn

2010-08-06 [Fenix Fresh]: Gott. I want some BEER.

2010-08-06 [im done]: lol
I got pineapple juice with some rum :D

2010-08-06 [Fenix Fresh]: RAH.

2010-08-06 [7ohgv]: god damn im so fucked up

2010-08-06 [Never.More]: Heeeey... SHARE. :p

2010-08-06 [Fenix Fresh]: Sexi sex and boring death.

2010-08-06 [Never.More]: *giggles*

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